People are stupid, when they are driving

And in the middle of typing this reverie about my book pile, we interrupt this bulletin for an important message, my one&only calling live from San Diego to sing a song we made up a while back (to the tune of Echo & The Bunnymen or the Doors, your preference):

people are stupid
when they are driving
people are stupid
behind the wheel
how did they ever
get their license
how did they ever
pass that test?
...
they should be really
riding a bike